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Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase

Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase

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$27.99 USD
$27.99 USD
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Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
  • Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase
Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase

Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase

$27.99 USD
$27.99 USD

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Wear your cycles loud and clear. This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky, hand-lettered message — “Do Not Approach During Luteal Phase” — with tiny stars and a bow that soften the sass. It sits comfortably at the chest, speaking directly to anyone who tracks their cycle or wants to set a playful boundary without saying a word. Soft, breathable fabric and a classic crew fit make it an easy go-to for low-key days at home, coffee runs, or casual meet-ups when you need an extra layer of privacy (and humor). The slightly vintage, rounded lettering gives it a cozy, lived-in vibe that pairs well with joggers, high-waist jeans, or an oversized cardigan.

This shirt fits into a person’s life who understands their body rhythms and uses humor and honesty as self-care. It’s language that resonates with period-aware folks, fertility-aware parents, menstrual activists, and anyone who tracks luteal symptoms. Wear it during tracking check-ins, casual mental-health days, group syncs with friends who understand, or when you’re simply reclaiming space on a tough day.

Comfort-forward details: the soft ring-spun cotton feels gentle on the skin; ribbed collar holds its shape; shoulder tape prevents stretching; tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Ethically sourced cotton and quality printing mean the message stays bold wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean, durable finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF printing options for durable, sharp graphics; Oeko-Tex certified materials

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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